Since I been in show business and got some money, I bought a house. First house I ever had, and those [expletive delete] can kill ya. Everything be $500 when [repairmen and salesmen] come to your house:
"What you want is $500."
I said, "I ainit even told you what I…"
"I donit give a [expletive deleted]; itis 500."
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert (1978)