Apple CEO Loses Throwing Stars in Japan Airport

Japanese security officials confiscated the throwing stars, also known as shuriken, and threw them away because the airport doesn’t distinguish between private and commercial airline passengers.

Mr. Jobs attempted to persuade officials to let him keep the stars by saying it wouldn’t make any sense to hijack his own plane, but the agents weren’t buying into his argument.

Presumably Mr. Jobs has now failed one of the first tests of Ninja school: don’t get caught.

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